How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.