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How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course