How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.