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How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.