How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!