How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."