How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.