How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham