How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.