How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.