How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham