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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.