Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.