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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What's the Middle East's favorite candy?

YemenHeads

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.