Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!