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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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A control freak.

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER