Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.