You run. You run so far away.
Iran so far away
A bagel.
Because then they'd be bagels.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Coz...she "lets it go!"
Let's get the flock out of here
Next!
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Only two more sleeps until Christmas.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
A precipuss.
He didn't see the ewe turn.
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Because there's a Target on every corner
When someone fed a genie alfredo
