Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.