Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.