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Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Baygull Jokes More Baygull Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.