Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.