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Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What country do I live?

Iran

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.