Topologist Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut