Topologist Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon