Topologist Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are astronauts successful people?

Because they always go up in the world!

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut