What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"