What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"