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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen