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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.