What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...