What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.