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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?