Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY