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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!