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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with