Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!