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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.