Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.