What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark