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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9