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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9