What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark