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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll