What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9