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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9