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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9