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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places