Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places