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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places