Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places