What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os