What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

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What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.