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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

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What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.