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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation