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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!