Aah Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!