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Aah Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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I Love Pizza & You

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.