Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.