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5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What's Karen Carpenter's Phone Number?

8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.