5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.