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5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.