5 Inch Jokes

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Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.