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5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!