5 Inch Jokes

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.