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What does the ducks in Cern say?

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What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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What does the ducks in Cern say?

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What does the quantum duck say?

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