Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.