Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.