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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.