White Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

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What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Disgruntled

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

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A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

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What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow