Wong Jokes

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Ceo Jokes More Ceo Jokes

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.