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Wong Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Just order them without liver.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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