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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Where did bob go during the explosion?

Everywhere.......

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)