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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)