What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)