A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
A No. 2 pencil.
Electricity.
Because women can't drive.
He had to get a new goat!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Snoop Dogg.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
An offer you can't understand.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
You can't see them when it is night.
Because two wongs don't make a white!
They don't know how to drive.
Bob.
He thought it was such Bolshevik.
Wanna race?
