Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

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What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)