Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."