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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.