Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Because he has no proper tea!

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Because all proper tea is theft.

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A question mark.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.