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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.