Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.