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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!