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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.