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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.