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How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.