How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What is the tallest building in the world?

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending