Slave Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!