Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.