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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling