What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.