What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.