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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.