What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings