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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.