What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.