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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.