What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.