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Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.