Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.