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Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Who's there! Amaso! Amaso who?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me!

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.