Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)