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Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest