Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.