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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()