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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

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What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.