What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.