Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Clickbait Jokes More Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Saran Wrap Jokes More Saran Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!