Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Reference Jokes More Reference Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..