Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

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What does 1+1=?

Window.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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