Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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