Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.