Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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$5.99

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November