Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Italian Food Jokes More Italian Food Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Bulimic Jokes More Bulimic Jokes

Real Thing Jokes More Real Thing Jokes

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing?

The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up.