Prime Rib
Captain Cook.
Cus they have to taste it twice!
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
All of them.
His reflection.
Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.
The wall behind him.
No, YOU the bomb.
A Pimp
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
I have no idea, I just know they aren't free
Tell them it's nearly finished.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.
Only the tip baby, I promise!
He only promised to be gone until November