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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Bulimic Jokes More Bulimic Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!