Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal