Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Italian Food Jokes More Italian Food Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What did the Mod say to OP?

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Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

Real Thing Jokes More Real Thing Jokes

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.