Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Triple Jokes More Triple Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.