Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.