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Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Triple Jokes More Triple Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.