Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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Triple Jokes More Triple Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian penguin?

A penguyen

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.