Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.