Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout?

Make it Tso!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car