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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life