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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!