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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters