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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's