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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy