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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey