What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!