What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.