What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.