What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.