What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!