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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Urine over your head!

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He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow