How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.