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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.