How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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She kept wetting the bed.

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Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

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Hopscotts.

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Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

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He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.