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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow