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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!