How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.