Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.