What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella