How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...