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Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Derivative Jokes More Derivative Jokes

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

What is a derivative in a derivative?

Inflection.

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.