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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.