How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!