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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move