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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.