What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.