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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.