Middle Eastern Man Jokes

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Bounty Jokes More Bounty Jokes

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.