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Middle Eastern Man Jokes

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

Bounty Jokes More Bounty Jokes

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right