Middle Eastern Man Jokes

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Bounty Jokes More Bounty Jokes

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.