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Middle Eastern Man Jokes

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Bounty Jokes More Bounty Jokes

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma