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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

Bounty Jokes More Bounty Jokes

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

Prism

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!