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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.