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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(