Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp