Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.