Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe