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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.