Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.