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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.