What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.