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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Port Jokes More Port Jokes

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.