Barcode Jokes

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.