Barcode Jokes

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Port Jokes More Port Jokes

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.