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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Port Jokes More Port Jokes

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.