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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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So she can be pardoned.

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Chasing parked cars.

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What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Paint an endzone on it.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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The Fjord Focus

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The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Port Jokes More Port Jokes

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

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Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.