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What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.