It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Because they hang around the fungi.
A baby hit by a snow blower
He was cross.
They keep falling through his hands.
To remind them why there's no money in it
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
