What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!