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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.