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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."