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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming