What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.