What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Rex (made this one up myself!)

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Depressed

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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The screaming speed bumps

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Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.